Jokes

Smart answer by a female passenger on a flight…
A guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him…’Nice perfume…..which one is it?…😍 I want to give it to my wife..!!’Lady: ‘Don’t give her….some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her..!!’ 😜😜😜❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
A letter from a teacher to a parent:Dear Parent, Edward doesn’t smell nice in class. Please try to bath him.
Parent’s answer:Dear Teacher, Edward is not a rose, Don’t smell him,Teach him ……😂😂😝😝❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
Mother to Son: Who is Sultan Aziz?Son : Don’t know 🤔Mother : Devote some time to pay attention to study alsoSon to Mother : Do you know Aunty Jennifer?Mother : Don’t knowSon: Sometimes pay attention to Daddy also 😝😜😜❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
A cute excuse:Teacher: Why are you late?Student: Mom & dad were fighting.Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting?Student: One of my shoes was in mom’s hand, and the other in dad’s..😂😂😝😜
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Wife: I hate that beggar.Husband: Why?Wife: Rascal, yesterday I gave him food. Today he gave me a book on”How to Cook !!! 😡👌😂😜😃😄❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌Husband came home drunk. To avoid wife’s scolding, he took a laptop & started working.Wife: Did u drink?????Husband : no!Wife: Idiot!!! then why are you typing on a suitcase?!!!😜😂😝🍻👍❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
Don’t laugh alone. Pass it on 😂😂😂 to your buddies..