Doctors jokes

by Michelle Fortes

An Israeli doctor says: “In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s liver put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work.”

The German doctor says: “That’s nothing,

in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”

The Russian doctor says: “Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”

The Indian doctor laughs: “You all are behind us. Two years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no liver and made him Prime Minister.

Now, the whole country is looking for work!” 

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