Dinner prayer joke

by Michelle Fortes

​Never force children to Pray.

At

dinner, …

A little boy was ordered to lead in prayer…:

BOY: But i dont know how to

pray.

DAD: Just pray for your family

members, friends and

neighbours, the poor, etc

BOY: “Dear Lord..”

he started

Thank u for our visitors and

their children, who finished all my cookies and

ice

cream.

Bless them so they won’t come

again.

Forgive our neighbour’s

son, who always remove

my sister’s clothes and wrestle with her on her

bed.

This coming Christmas, please

send clothes to all

those poor naked ladies on my daddy’s

Blackberry!

…and also provide shelter for the homeless

men who use

mom’s

room when daddy is at work!

°°°AMEN°°°°

#Daddy_faints

.

………Dinner was cancelled!

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