*_TAKE LOTS OF “BEER” DURING LENT_*
_The parish priest of St.Patrick’s Church in Bangalore in India gave a simple advise on what to do during _40_ days of Lent.He said we should take lots of Beer._
_Now do not let your minds go wondering._
*B* _Bible_ -Read your Bible.This is God’s given time to be spiritually enriched with the word of God.
*E* _Empathy_ -Feel empathy for the poor and neglected and do something about it.
*E* _Eucharist_ -Go for mass frequently besides Sunday’s. If possible everyday.
*R* _Reconciliation_ -This is the best time to reconcile with those we have hurt,not talking,seek forgiveness.Restore our relationship with God and one another.Have a wonderful and joyful Lent and do not forget your ๐บ*BEER.*๐ป
*GOD BLESS U*
*Cheers indeed!*
The Priest said: “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river”.
And the congregation cried,
“Amen! ”
“And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it in the river”.
And the congregation cried: “Amen!”
“And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I’d take it all and throw it in the river”. Again the congregation cried:
“Amen!”…
The preacher sat down.
The Jr Priest then stood up and said: “For our closing hymn, let’s turn to page 126 of our Hymn book and sing,
_”We shall drink from that river”_
THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED: *HALLELUJAH!!*
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