BEER for LENT

by Michelle Fortes

*_TAKE LOTS OF “BEER” DURING LENT_*

_The parish priest of St.Patrick’s Church in Bangalore in India gave a simple advise on what to do during _40_ days of Lent.He said we should take lots of Beer._

_Now do not let your minds go wondering._

*B* _Bible_ -Read your Bible.This is God’s given time to be spiritually enriched with the word of God.

*E* _Empathy_ -Feel empathy for the poor and neglected and do something about it.

*E* _Eucharist_ -Go for mass frequently besides Sunday’s. If possible everyday.

*R* _Reconciliation_ -This is the best time to reconcile with those we have hurt,not talking,seek forgiveness.Restore our relationship with God and one another.Have a wonderful and joyful Lent and do not forget your ๐Ÿบ*BEER.*๐Ÿป

*GOD BLESS U*

*Cheers indeed!*

The Priest said: “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river”.

And the congregation cried,

“Amen! ”

“And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw it in the river”.

And the congregation cried: “Amen!”

“And if I had all the whiskey and rum in the world, I’d take it all and throw it in the river”. Again the congregation cried: 

“Amen!”…

The preacher sat down. 

The Jr Priest then stood up and said: “For our closing hymn, let’s turn to page 126 of our Hymn book and sing, 

_”We shall drink from that river”_

THE CONGREGATION SCREAMED: *HALLELUJAH!!*

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