“`An Engineer was asked: “What is the Technical Difference between Welding and Wedding ….”
He replied: “Not much; both are joints, in a way…….
In Welding there are sparks first and bonding forever; whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks 💥⚡forever …”😝
Wife:- I’m going to the CSD Military Canteen, Do you want anything?
Husband:- I want a sense of meaning & purpose in my life. I seek fulfillment and completeness to my soul, I want to connect to God and discover the spiritual side to me.
Wife:- Be specific, *Blender’s Pride* Or *Black Label*?
*Wife: ( calling from the bath room in a very sweet and husky voice)*
” Darling, I am in the bath room. ….have applied soap all over. …please come and rub . …properly with your strong hands….
.”Husband; ( reading newspaper…. jumps up with all happiness ….and tells his wife)
“Sweetheart…….I am coming”
(Reaches the bath room …sees his wife standing with a pile of clothes)
Wife: “listen, I have applied soap to the clothes…..now rub each of the clothes properly and wash them and hang them for drying…..I have enough work in the kitchen .” �😳😳
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Who is the happiest husband in India today?
Thousands of crores of rupees to spend..
108 companies and lots and lots of properties to enjoy…
124 MLAs at his beck and call…
An entire State Government under his remote control…
*Wife in Jail*😀