Useless facts

by Michelle Fortes

Some useless facts.

1. When you say “a, e, i, o, u” your mouth gets smaller with each vowel you say.
2. You don’t really wash your hands; They actually wash each other while you stand there and watch. (Imagine)
3. If a man says you’re ugly, he’s being mean. If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s envious. If a little kid says you’re ugly, you’re ugly.
4. Things are not on fire, fire is on things.
5. When you say ‘Forward’ or ‘Backward’, your lips move in those directions. (yes, just like that)
6. The word ‘Australia’ has three A’s, all of which look the same, but are pronounced differently.
7. If You Rip a Hole in a Net, There Are Actually Fewer Holes in It than there were before.
8. This sentence “All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life.” is actually correct.
9. Sometimes you have to sing the whole alphabet in your head just to find the next letter.
10. The latest scientific research has shown that you can travel on an airplane without announcing it on Social media.
11.What’s More Dangerous than Running with Scissors?
Falling on them (imagine).
12.Lazy fact #1725402648207549
You are too lazy to read that number
13. ‚ÄúDammit I’m Mad ” backwards is still “Dammit I’m Mad”.
14. Nothing is behind Your Back. it is always in front of your back.
15. Most of the time the People who tell you to calm down, Are the same people that made you angry in the first place.
Its not fun to say, but ironically, this is the medical term for the fear of long words.

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