Marriage jokes

by Michelle Fortes

πŸ‘‡One spelling mistake in a hurry can make your life hell…!

Husband wrote a romantic message to his wife on his business trip and missed an “e” in the last word. 

Now he is seeking police protection to enter his own house….

He wrote “Hi darling I’m enjoying and experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were her!                  πŸ™ˆπŸ˜’πŸ˜”

*A New Metal is added to Chemistry:*

Name: WIFE

Symbol: BV

Atomic Weight: Light when first found… tends to get heavier over the years with time.

*Physical Properties :*

– Boils at any time

– Can freeze at any time

– Melts if treated with love

– Very Bitter if Mishandled

*Chemical Properties :*

– Very Reactive

– Highly Unstable

– Possess Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books

– Money Reducing Agent

*Occurrence :*

Mostly found in front of the Mirror.

It’s highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.

Please circulate to all scientists


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