Laws of life

by Michelle Fortes

_Murphy’s First Law for Wives_:

If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
_Kauffman’s Paradox of the Corporation:_

The less important you are to the corporation, the more your absence is noticed.
_The Salary Axiom:_

The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
_Miller’s Law of Insurance:_

Insurance covers everything except what happens.
_First Law of Living_:

As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you’ll want to be doing something else.
_Weiner’s Law of Libraries:_

There are no answers, only cross-references.
_Isaac’s Strange Rule of Staleness_:

Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.
_The Grocery Bag Law:_

The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is always hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
And Here goes the last one !!
_Lampner’s Law of Employment:_

When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot !

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