Husband jokes

by Michelle Fortes

In a ladies KITTY PARTY MEETING the host asked a question !

When did u last say *I LOVE YOU* to ur husbands ??

One Lady 

other said…2 days ago….

someone said…1 week back…

Host :  ” Now, all of u send  I LOVE YOU ..sms

message  to ur husbands cell phones.”l

Who ever gets an AWESOME reply, *will get a SURPRISE GIFT*.! 

Everyone sent 

*I LOVE U* msg to their husband’s cells. 

After sometime, HUSBANDS 

replied & few are given below….. 👌👌👌👌

*Husband 1 :*

SWEETY…. Is ur health condition Ok??? 😝😝😝😝

*Husband 2* : Have You Not cooked Food Today Too?😊😊

*Husband 3* : Darling, 

are u out of balance for the money given for home expenses?


*Husband 4 :*

What’s the matter??

*Husband 5 :*

R u dreaming or am I?


*Husband 6* : Did u like someone’s Jewelry in the function u attended today?💍

*Husband 7* : I am already tensed in. the office. & now u r sending msgs like this.. do u have any brains?


*Husband 8* : How many times did I tell you not to watch those serials ?? 😛😛😛

*Husband 9* :  O ho..did u have an accident again ….With My Car…? 😳😳😳😳😳

*Husband 10* : 

Should I pick kids from school today also?? 


Last – who won SURPRISE GIFT, 

And msg was……..

*Husband 11* : 

Who is dis ..sending msg from my wife mobile??? 


Dont laugh alone pass it on.

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Husband & wife went to Jerusalem and the Wife died there.

Priest: “Sending her body home would cost you $10000…. but… burial here at this holy city would cost just $100″.

Man:”I’ll take the body home!!!”

Priest:”Why the costly option? You must really love your wife a lot”

Man: “Nothing like that Father.. Just that Jesus was buried here and came alive on the 3rd day…

why risk……!!! 😜😜

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