Funny English

by Michelle Fortes

When you are bored just think about a few things that don’t make sense …like ;🤔
1. If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?🤔
2. Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?🤔
3. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?🤔
4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?🤔
5. Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work.🤔
6. Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.🤔
7. The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”🤔
8. 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.🤔
9. If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.🤔Six great confusions still unresolved 😄😂
1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?
2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
3. Why is there a ‘D’ in fridge,
but not in refrigerator?
4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
And now sixer ….
Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!😀😀😀
– Wonder why the word funeral starts with FUN?
-Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?
– How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?
– If money doesn’t grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?
– If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?
– How do you get off a non-stop Flight?
– Why are goods sent by ship called CARGO and those sent by truck SHIPMENT?
– Why do we put cups in the dishwasher and the dishes in the Cupboard?
– Why do doctors ‘practice’ medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?
– Why is it called ‘Rush Hour’ when traffic moves at its slowest then?
– How come Noses run and Feet smell?
– Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?
– What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?
We can never find the answers, can we?
So just enjoy the pun and fun of the English language!!

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