Equations

by Michelle Fortes

​Equations! – This is the best

I have read in a LONG time !!!!

Equation1 

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

 Donkey = eat + sleep + work

Therefore:

Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:

Human-enjoy = Donkey 

 In other words,

 A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2

 Man = eat + sleep + earn money

 Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:

 Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:

 Man-earn money = Donkey

 In other words

 Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey

Equation 3

 Woman= eat + sleep + spend

 Donkey = eat + sleep

 Therefore:

 Woman = Donkey + spend

 Woman – spend = Donkey

 In other words,

 Woman who doesn’t spend = Donkey

 To Conclude:

 From Equation 2 and Equation 3

 Man who doesn’t earn money = Woman who doesn’t spend

 So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

 And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

 So, We have:

 Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

 Therefore.     

 from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

 Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together, earning and spending!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰πŸ˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜‚

(Maths people pls check & verify it)

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